Talk Like A Pirate Day lasts all year: If you're at Cap'n Dyke's blog. Home of the Lesbian Pirate Queen.Avast ye scurvy dogs! In case you haven't noticed it's Talk Like A Pirate Day and on Neural Gourmet that means everyone talks like a pirate — whether they want to or not. But why should TLAPD come only once a year!? It doesn't have to if you sign on to our good Lesbian Pirate Queen's, Cap'n Dyke, ship. I'm not sure I understand Cap'n Dyke's blog… Actually, I'm sure I don't understand Cap'n Dyke's blog. But that's OK because I'm always having too much fun to care. 'Sides… She has great beer and it's a ship full of lesbians. What could be better than that? Well, Flying Spaghetti Monster heaven, but on this Earth, er sea, I mean. Anyway, we need more rogue bloggers.